Jersey Shore Beauty Tips

Jersey Shore has given us hours of entertainment and a renewed appreciation for club hopping.but the ladies of the shore have actually inspired some new beauty tips for us non Jersey Shore folk to try.

* Petting your extensions constantly makes them smooth and shiny.

* Short, tight dresses are fine even if something occasionally gets flashed as long as you have the body for it. Otherwise, you're just a grenade.

* The wifebeater shirt is so not PC the more appropriate term is The Shirt Before the Shirt.

* Hair belongs on your head, and nowhere else. Hear that ladies? Better book a waxing appointment.

* Always have your girls at attention, pushed up and out.

* Before smush smush time, put lotion on your butt. This is part of Snooki's getting ready to get it on routine, so clearly it must work.

* Fuzzy slippers are perfectly acceptable to wear while stumbling drunk into a store.

* The pouf should only be worn in seven-year increments otherwise it becomes predictable.

* Always put a ton of hair gel on your head. That way, as Pauly D cleverly once pointed out, when you're driving down the strip in your convertible, it won't move.

* If you're cool enough, you can absolutely get away with wearing sunglasses inside.

* When you're about to get into a cat fight, put some Vaseline on your face to keep from having fake nails leave scratch marks.

* Anyone can create their own fashion line.