Stealing the practice jersey

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Stealing the practice jersey

Petty Theft Football players at the high school where I worked were stealing the practice jerseys, so the coach ordered a set with “Property of Central High School” emblazoned on them.

When the thefts continued, he ordered a new batch that had the imprint “Stolen from Central High School.”

But the jerseys still kept disappearing.

The larceny finally stopped after he changed the wording to “Central High School 4th String.” – Hal Olsen