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Husband & Wife Jokes
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Husband & Wife – Come Home Late
A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home
late, no matter how she tried to stop him.
"Take my advice," said the neighbour,
"and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning,
and from my bed I called out:
"Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him.
"Cured him !" asked the woman,
"but how?" The neighbour said,
" You see, his name is Bill ."
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Husband & Wife – Why Divorce
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my
husband."
"But why ?" asked the judge.
She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."
The judge asked, "How do you know ?"
She replied, " My lord, not a single child resembles him ."
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Husband & Wife – Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said,
"One month after I die I want you to marry Samy."
"Samy! But he is your enemy !"
"Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now ."
Husband & Wife – Wedding Ring
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? "
The other replied, " Yes I am, I married the wrong man. "
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Husband & Wife – Why
" Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that
night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms.
" Why, Dad ? Tell me why!"
Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, " Maybe, Son, she didn't get the
fax ."
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