Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him: "God
when shall I see the defeat of George Bush?"
God replies: "Son, you will
not see it in your lifetime."
Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts
crying and goes away.
Gen Parvez Musharaff visits God and
asks him: "God when shall I see the capture of Kashmir by Pakistan."
God replies: "Son, you will
not see it in your lifetime."
Hearing this, Gen Parvez Musharaff
starts crying and goes away.
Laaloo Yadav visits God and asks
him: "God when shall I see Bihar becoming a prosperous and
happy state."
Hearing this, God starts crying.
Laaloo is astounded and asks: "God,
why are you crying?"
God replies: "Son, I will not
see it in my lifetime."
•
After having resigned as
the Chief Minister of Bihar, Laloo Decides to go modeling.
Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows
on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day
the photo appears in front page of a newspaper. Guess the
caption!!
'Laloo, third from left!'
Bullets!!!
•
Laloos family planning policy
"DONT
HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR"
•
A Sardar had called an
Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest
asked what is this? The Sardar didn't know English, he said
"Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight"
•
Once a sardarji tries to
cheat the Indian railways. He is thinking for a novel idea.
He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing, he bought the
ticket and didn't travel.
