Newton's Method: Let,
the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite
reaction. Implies you caught lion.
Einstein Method: Run in
the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative
velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.
Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that it’s
a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade
it to Lion.
Indian Police Method: Catch
any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that it’s
a Lion.
