Two Dogs Funny Discussions

Two dogs were walking down the street.

The Bulldog says to the Alsatian.

'' Boy have i got problems. My master is cruel, my mate is sneaking around with a saint bernard, I have feelings of inadequacy and my nerves are on edge ".

" Why don't you go see a psychiatrist ? " suggested the Alsatian.

" Can't '' said the forlorn pooch pulling a face.

" I 'm not allowed on the couch ".