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    The Perfect Son

     

    A: I have the perfect son.

    B: Does he smoke?

    A: No, he doesn't.

    B: Does he drink whiskey?

    A: No, he doesn't.

    B: Does he ever come home late?

    A: No, he doesn't.

    B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

    A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

     

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