Sportsmen Funny Joke

A sportsman went to his doctor and said he thought his diet wasn' t healthy

enough ans was making him ill.

" What do you eat in the morning ? " asked the doctor.

" Snooker balls " sportsman replied.

" ........"

" Two reds, a yellow and a brown "

" Lunch ? " asked the doctor.

" Two pinks, a red and a blue "

" Tea " asked the doctor.

" A black and three reds "

" It's abvious what the matter is " said the doctor.

"What is it ? " asked the sportsman.

" You are just not getting enough greens" said the doctor.