Redneck Traffic Stop Joke

A guy cruises through a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. The guy hands the cop his driver’s license, insurance verification, and registration. The policeman notices a Concealed Carry Permit as the man was fishing out his drivers license. So the cop asks, “Are you carrying today?”

“Yes, I am.”

“Well then, better tell me what you got.”

The guy says, “Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There’s a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I’ve got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot.”

“Okay,” the cop says. “anything else?”

“Yeah, back in the trunk, there’s an AR15 and a shotgun. That’s about it.”

The cop asks, "Are you on your way to or from a gun range?”

“Nope.”

“Well then, what are you afraid of?”

The guy responds, “Not a darn thing.”