Funny Thoughts about Life

* Get the facts first. You can distort them later

* He who hesitates is probably right.

* A penny saved is a government oversight.

* Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

* If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.

* When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.

* It is better to be thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

* The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

* You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

* Life is like a ten speed bicycle.