Customer at a Chemist Shop

" Give me a good remedy for a very bad cold "

" Here it is Fuller' s flu remedy. It is just what you need. It is guaranteed three times as effective as any other cold remedy "

" No, no, no " said the customer " I don't want it "

" But it is nationally advertised, doctors recommend it. We sell quite a lot of it "

" I know all that. I would prefer something else. I have tried it. Young man, I am fuller."