Cool Funny Definitions

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Rumour: News that travels at the speed of sound.

College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.

Marriage: It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and woman gains her master's.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and shakes your confidence after.