Old Soccer Player

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Old Soccer Player

A reporter was reporting for a newspaper on a soccer team. One of the players looked old so he went over to him and said, “you know you might be the oldest man playing on a soccer team! How do you do it at this age?”
The man replied “I drink 5 beers a day, smoke 2 packs of reds a day, and eat tons of chips.”
“Wow, that is  incredible! How old did you say you are?”
He looked at me and replied, “22 years old.”