Redneck Dictionary Of Medical Terms

Redneck Dictionary Of Medical Terms


Artery - The study of paintings


Bacteria- Back door to cafeteria


Barium - What doctors do when patients die


Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome.


Catscan - Searching for kitty


Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.


Colic - A sheep dog.


Coma - A punctuation mark.


D&C - Where Washington is.


Dilate - To live long.


Enema - Not a friend.


Fester - Quicker than someone else.


Fibula - A small lie.