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My Wife is On a Diet Comedy

My Wife is On a Diet Comedy

The drunk was at the bar scribbling figures on a napkin.

The bartender asked what he was doing. “My wife is on a diet.”

Said the souse, “and she told me she is losing four pounds a week. So, if my figures are correct, I will be rid of her completely in about 18 months.”