Murder of English Language

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* Principal to student..."I saw you yesterday rotating near girls' hostel pulling cigarette?"

* Class teacher once said:"Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!"

* Once Hindi teacher said.... "I'm going out of the world to America."

* .DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

* Don't.. laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

* It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

* Teacher in a furious mood... write down your name and father of your name!!

* "Shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"

* My manager started like this "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"

* "Will you hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"

* LIBRARIAN SCOLDS, "IF YOU WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE" * Chemistry HOD comes and tells us... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter".

* Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father.

* "Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"

* Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

* Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away".

* Once Teacher Told "If you Talk So Loudly I Will Stand Uping you"

* Teacher to students: Don't spit outside, the understanding people will suffer. * I have 3 daughters, all are girls.

* This is what my manager said, "Peoples, please sit down and take your seats".