How do you kill a lion?

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How do you kill a lion?

Manmohan Singh Method:
The lion roars. Stay mute.
The lion roars louder. Stay mute.
Let this happen for infinite times.
Lion dies of frustration.
Theek hai?
Rahul Gandhi Method:
The lion roars.
Ask him to join farmville 2 and offer a cozy hut, daily healthy food, a pink dress with cute decorations every festive season.