Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities

Top Ten Amish Spring Break Activities

10. Drink molasses 'til you heave

9. Wet-bonnet contest

8. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy

7. Buttermilk kegger

6. Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really bitchin' Clydesdale

5. Get tattoo: "Born to Raise Barns"

4. Cruise streets in Ft. Lauderdale shouting insults at people with zippers

3. Sleep in until six A.M.

2. Drive over to Mennonite country and kick some butt

1. Churn butter naked