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Joy of Marriage

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Joy of Marriage

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, ' I'm sorry to bother you but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket.
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, ' I've got a better idea... let's pretend we're married.
' Why not, giggles the woman.
' Good, he replies. ' Get your own damn blanket.