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I Love Good Jokes

I Love Good Jokes

 

Boy: Where are you going?

Girl: For suicide.

Boy: Then, why so much make-up?

Girl: You Idiot! Tomorrow my photo will be in the newspaper!

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Patient: Doctor, give me a medicine which will change my mood to an angry mood.

Doctor: You don’t need any medicine. One of my slaps will be enough.

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A Political leader is giving a speech: If you vote for me, I will build a bridge for you.

Listener: But we don’t have any river.

Leader: I will dig a river and then build the bridge.

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Two drunken men are talking.

Man 1: I am planning to buy the world.

Man 2: You can’t.

Man 1: Why?

Man 2: I am not going to sell it.

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