Barbie Gets a Divorce

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Barbie Gets a Divorce

Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop assistant, " How much is that Barbie in the window?
In a condescending manner, she says " Which Barbie? She continues, " We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $ 1 9. 5, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $ 1 9. 5, Barbie Goes Shopping for $ 1 9. 5, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $ 1 9. 5, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $ 1 9. 5, and Barbie Gets a Divorce for $ 2 6 5. 0 ".
Ralph asks, " Why is the Barbie Gets a Divorce $ 2 6 5. 0 when all the others are only $ 1 9. 5?
" That's obvious. The sales lady says. " Barbie Gets a Divorce comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, and Ken's furniture.