Funny Conversation Between Boy And Girl

Boy : Your body is like a temple

Girl : Sorry, there are no services today.

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Boy : I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Girl : It's in the phone book.

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Boy : When we get engaged will you give me a ring??

Girl : Sure, what's your phone number??

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Boy : Will you come out with me this Saturday?

Girl : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!

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Boy – if I kiss u and run, what will u think?

Girl – I’ll think that you are the best idiot in this world.

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BOY : I love you and I could die for you!

GIRL : How soon??

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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple