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Drive Through ATM Procedures
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Please note that Banks are installing new "Drive-through" teller machines. Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable customers to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up.
MALE PROCEDURE
* Drive up to the cash machine.
* Put down your car window.
* Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
* Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
* Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
* Put window up.
* Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE
* Drive up to cash machine.
* Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine.
* Set parking Brake, Put the window down.
* Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.
* Turn the radio down.
* Attempt to insert card into machine.
* Attempt to insert card into machine.
* Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
* Insert card.
* Re-insert card the right side up
* Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
* Enter PIN.
* Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
* Enter amount of cash required.
* Check make up in rear view mirror.
* Retrieve cash and receipt.
* Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
* Place receipt in back of checkbook.
* Re-check make-up again.
* Drive forwards 2 feet.
* Reverse back to cash machine.
* Retrieve card.
* Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
* Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers queuing behind.
* Restart stalled engine and pull off.
* Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
* Release Parking Brake.
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