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Chiru Jokes-1
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Nuvvu T-shirt and short vesukoni velte....adi Yenda kaalam
Nuvvu godugu teesi kelte....adi vaana kaalam
Nuvvu sweater vesukoni velte...adi chali kaalam
Nuvvu balayya cinema chuste .....neeku poye kaalam...
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chiru: why r all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
chiru: If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
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Nenu 3 domalni champanu,
Nuvu kuda 3 domalni champu,
E msg ni maro muguriki pampu,
Vallani maro muguriki panpamanu
ela gunya, dengue ni arikadam
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Chiru standing on platform sudenly jumps on railway track.
MAN: Pothav ra
CHIRU: Poyedi nuvve,TRAIN plotform medaku vastundanta vinalada?
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Charan:Enti dad, Curry anta Toothpaste Taste vastundi?
Chiru : INtilo SALT aiypote colgate lo salt undani ade vesanu ra!
charan:Nuv keka
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Ram Charan Teja: IIT ki opposite word yenti dad.
chiru: UU coffee Ra
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CHIRU was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After
much thought he wrote : Yes !
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CHIRU wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry CHIRU: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
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