Boys vs Girls Funny Sms

Girl :"my left leg is lunch and My right leg is dinner, What would you like to have?

Pappu :"I would like to have, Snacks between lunch and dinner"

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Boy: U song very beautifully,

Girl: Thanks but i'm just a Bathroom singer,

Boy: Den invite me 2 any of ur live concerts..!

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Boy - Movie dekhne challe ?

Girl - Nahi, Waha tum mujhe touch karoge

Boy - No !

Girl - Mera haath pakdoge

Boy - No

Girl - Mujhe KISS karoge

Boy - No

Girl - To apni behan ko le ja.

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Girl: mera mobile mummy k pas rehta hai, But u can call any time.

Boy: kahi fas gayi to.

Girl: don't worry maine tumhara number, "Low battery" name se save kiya.Tum jab bhi call krte ho. Maa phone ko charge me laga kar chali jati hai.

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Boy: Tumhara naam kiya hay?

Girl: Mina, aur tumhara?

Boy: kamina

Girl: jhoot mat bolo

Boy: Tum 5mints pass Beth k dakh lo Tum isi Naam se bulaogi.