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Girls are always Clever

Girls are always Clever

Boys: " Haven't we met before?"

Girls: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."


Boys: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"

Girls: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."


Boys: "Is this seat empty?"

Girls: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."


Boys: "So, wanna go back to my place?"

Girls: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"


Boys: "Your place or mine?"

Girls: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."


Boys: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Girls: "It's in the phone book."


Boys: "But I don't know your name."

Girls: "That's in the phone book too."


Boys: "So what do you do for a living?"

Girls: "I'm a female impersonator."


Boys: "I know how to please a woman ."

Girls: "Then please leave me alone."


Boys: "I want to give myself to you."

Girls: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."


Boys: "I can tell that you want me."

Girls: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave."


Boys: "Hey Cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"

Girls: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."


Boys: "May I see you pretty soon?"

Girls: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"


Boys: "Your body is like a temple."

Girls: "Sorry, there are no services today."


Boys: "I'd go through anything for you."

Girls: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."


Boys: "I would go to the end of the world for you."

Girls: "Yes, but would you stay there ?"