A handsome young fellow

A handsome young fellow

A handsome young fellow came walking into the bar and sat down next to a good looking blonde.

"Tickle your ass with a feather?" he asked her.

"What did you say?" she responded.

"I said it's particularly nasty weather" he replied.

She finished her drink and departed. Later a good looking, long legged brunette walked in and a down next to him.

After she had ordered her drink and had a sip he learned over and asked "Tickle you ass with a feather?"

She replied, "Excuse me!"

"It's particularly nasty weather" he said.

She too left after finishing her drink.