Funny Back to School Jokes

The summer holiday was over and young Jack returned to Wicor school.

Only two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that Jack was misbehaving.

'Wait a minute,' mother said.

'I had Jack with me for six weeks and I never called you once when he misbehaved.

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Teacher : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

John : You told me to do it without using tables.

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School Learning Nathan comes home from his first day at school.

Mother asks, 'What did you learn today?'

He replies, 'Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.'

Mum : How did you find school today?

Sun : I simply hopped off the bus - and there it was.

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Mia: I think we need a new teacher.

Mum: Why is that?

Mia: Our teacher doesn't know anything, she keeps asking us for the answers.

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 When Dad came home he was astonished to see Vic sitting on a horse, writing something.

'What on earth are you doing there?' he asked.