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America the Boastful Funny Joke

America the Boastful Funny Joke


A boastful American from Texas was being shown the sights of London by a taxi driver.

‘And that is the Tower of London, Sir,’ said the taxi driver.

‘we can put up buildings like that in two weeks’, said the tourist.’ A little later.

‘That is the Buckingham Palace,’ said the driver, ‘where the Queen lives.’

‘Is that so? Do you know, in Texas, we could put up a palace like that in a week’, said the tourist.

And when they were passing through Westminster abbey, the American asked, ‘Hey, what is that building over there’?

‘I am afraid, I do not know, Sir,’ replied the taxi driver.

‘It was not there this morning.