Judge Reprimand Joke

Judge Reprimand Joke

A judge felt to reprimand the defendant and pronounced him a scoundrel.

Boldly, the prisoner spoke up, saying: “Sir, I’m not as big a scoundrel as Your Honor”

Here he paused and looked hard at the judge, then added:”…takes me to be.”

Shaking a finger at him, the Judge said: “Put your words closer together.”