Lalu Jokes-1

Laloo's Point of view

British Diplomat paid a courtesy visit to Lalloojee. During a Garden party at the Palace, he thought of entertaining Lalloojee with the following magic of numbers. He said, "Your excellency, Look at the value of the alphabet: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Now, look at this Sir, if we calculate together it will be: H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only L O B B Y I N G 12 15 2 2 25 9 14 7 = 86 % Only L U C K 12 21 3 11 = 47 % Only Sir, you should look at the final one, which is most important. A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 % Sir, do you find it useful? This magic can work on your people to improve themselves, increase productivity, and make your Kingdom prosperous. Sir, I can arrange to send our experts to coach your people. We can do it in less than a year" Lalloojee thought for a while; and said, "I have better formula. See this...... C O R R U P T I O N 3 15 18 21 16 9 15 14 = 111 % Do you want me to come and teach your people? I can do it in less than one week."

Laloo in Wonderland

Raabri was worried whether or not Laloo upon his death made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance. Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, Laloo's voice was heard answering, "Hello Raabri, this is meeee..." "Lalooji," she answered. I just have to know if you're happy there in the afterlife. What's it like there?" "Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever imagined," Laloo answered. "The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected and above all there is no scam. And the only thing we do, all day long, are eat and sleep, eat and sleep, over and over." "Thank God, you made it to heaven," his Raabri cried. "Heaven?" he answered. "What heaven? I'm a buffalo in Punjab."

An American, a German, and an Indian

During an International conference, three scientists, an American, a German, and an Indian, were talking and bragging about the technological advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine. The American said "In Washington,there was a baby boy born without arms so we attached artificial arms on him. And now that he's grown up and became an Olympic professional boxer and a gold medalist !" The German replied, "That's nothing to what we have achieved.Back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so weattached a pair of artificial legs on her. Now she is a three-time Olympics arathon gold medalist !" The Indian interjected " Is that all you have achieved , just gold medalists? In Patna, Bihar we had a baby boy born without a HEAD ! We attached a COCONUT and called him Laloo and he has grown up and now he is the Chief Minister of Bihar !"