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Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny Relationship Jokes

A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"

The copper said, "What's he like?

The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"

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The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary.

He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"

The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."

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A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?" said the wife.

"Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!

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The chicken and the egg are laying in bed.

The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.

The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".

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Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'"

"Yeah?" she replies.

"When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"


 
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