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Funny Questions and Answers

Funny Questions and Answers

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.


Q. What often falls but never gets hurt?

A : Rain


Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?

A : AGE.


Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg?

A : Because it is too tyred.


Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?

A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries.


Q. What looks like half apple?

A : The other half.


Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands.


Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. He sleeps at night.


Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?

A : Tomorrow


Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state

A : liquid

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