Valentine's Day Jokes

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Read this most hilarious and exhaustive collection of Valentine's Day

Humor for a hearty laugh. You may also shares these Valentine's Day

Jokes with your beloved and watch him or her roll with laughter!

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get

married?"

And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I

married you."

And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man

standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink

envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and

starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and

asks him what he is doing.

The man says, "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed,

'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

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A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told

her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for

Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight," he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his

wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled "The meaning of

dreams".

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Valentine’s Day Humor

"There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her 

heart!" - Melanie Griffith.

"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand." - Anonymous.

"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox!" -

Woody Allen.

The great question, which I have not been able to answer is, "What does a

woman want?" - Sigmund Freud.