Telugu romantic jokes

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Radha: Enti gopi alaa unnaavu ?

Gopi: Naaku chaalaa baadhagaa vundi Radha. Nannu ksheminchava

please.

Radha: Deniki

Gopi: Naaku ee madhya baagaa matimarupu ekkuvagaa vundi.

Radha: Daaniki nenu ksheminchadam enduku?

Gopi: Adi kaadu raadha.raatri ninnu roomuki rammannaanu.nuvvu

vastaanannava ? Ranannava..adi naaku gurtu ledu.

Radha: Raanu annate gurtu. Kaani adi neeto annanaa...srinuto

annanaa...raajuto annanaa..adi maatram gurtu ledu.

Gopi: aa....

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parkulo Bhavani to kaburlu chebutunnaadu anand.

Anand: Bhavani, maa muttaatagaariki mugguru bhaaryalu. telusaa?

Bhavani: Alaagaa

Anand :Avunu. maa naannagaaru maatram ekapatneevratudu. vaariki maa

amma okkarte.

Bhavani: Ayite mee vamshamlo adi kramakramangaa taggutu

vastondannamaata. sorry Anand. Nenu ninnu pelli chesukolenu. Naaku

nannu sukhapette bharta kaavaali.

Anand: Aa...

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Anasuya: Mallee janmalo kuda manam bhaaryabhartalugaane puttaalandi.

Ramaiah: Adi saregaani kaneesam appudaina nuvvu naa maatani vintaava.

Anasuya: Aa....

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in

bed.

I turned to her and said,

'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,'she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'

So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.

' And that's when the fight started...

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A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either,"

and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and

decides to make amends and calls home.

She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says,

"What took you so long to answer the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?" Shouts the doctor.

"Getting a second opinion!"