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Romantic Funny Jokes

Romantic Funny Jokes

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend.

'"Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler.

The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied, "No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."

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A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.

After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and calls home.

She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?" Shouts the doctor.

"Getting a second opinion!"

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,'she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'

So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend. 'And that's when the fight started...