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Indian Political Jokes
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Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.
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Q: How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?
A: Depends on how many were photographed.
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Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog.
Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers" on late night television.
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Q: Why do liberals travel in threes?
A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
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Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve.
Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.
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