My other Wife is Beautiful

My other Wife is Beautiful

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws.

Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.

A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted"

Next day she received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."