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Man caught speeding joke
Man caught speeding joke
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A police officer pulls a man over for speeding.
As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.
"Good afternoon sir. Do you know why I stopped you?" asks the bobby.
"Yes, officer, I know I was speeding, but it is a matter of life or death," replies the bloke.
"Oh, really? How's that?" inquires the policeman.
"There's a naked woman waiting for me at home!" says the frantic man.
"I don't see how that is a matter of life or death," replies the puzzled cop.
"Well," says the bloke,
"If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm dead."
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