HUSBAND AND HIS SOON EX WIFE

 

HUSBAND AND HIS SOON EX WIFE

 

Young wife says to her husband:
Now that we’re married, you’d better stop playing golf. Judge for yourself : –  if you sell all the sticks, we can afford to buy new furniture.
You sound like my ex-wife.
The ex-wife??? You did not tell me that before you was married to someone!
I was not, you`ll be my ex soon