Trying to tell

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Trying to tell

After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him and got a woman. "Is Robert there?" I asked.

"He's in the shower," she responded.

"Please tell him his girlfriend called," I said and hung up.

When he didn't return the call, I dialed again.

This time a man answered. "This is Robert," he said.

"You're not my boyfriend!"

I exclaimed. "I know," he replied.

"That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour."