There once was a man who went on an expidition and he found something.
It said " Rub Me " so he did. Out popped a genie.
The genie said to the man, " Iwill grant you one wish.''
The guy said, " I thought I get 3 wishes?''
The genie said, " No. One take it or leave it!''
The guy said, " I'LL TAKE IT, I'LL TAKE IT!!''
So the guy takes it and says, " I am afraid of flying so I want you to build me a Freeway from my house to Hawaii. ''
The genie says, " Are you nuts!!!''
So the guy thinks and says, " Ok - - Ok.'' So the guy thinks for a little while and he finally come up with a wish for the genie.
The guy says, " I want to learn all about women. How they think? How come they keep dumping me? And how I can make they love me so I can keep them?''
So the genie thinks and thinks and thinks and finally the genie says to the man..... " Did you want that freeway with 2 lanes or 4???''