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Political Systems
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Political Systems
SOCIALISM
You have two cows. The government takes one to give to someone else.
COMMUNISM
You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you the milk.
FASCISM
You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the milk.
NAZISM
You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRACY
You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one and pours the milk down the drain.
CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
ANARCHY
steal neighbour's bull, shoot the government.
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