Funny Life Lesson Quotes

Funny Life Lessons, Funny Life Lessons Sayings, Funny Pictures Life Lessons: Here are some funny life lesson quotes and sayings.

* Comedy is tragedy plus time.

* The perfect normal person is rare in our civilization.

* Do you have a problem? I have a gun. I'll shoot you. No problem.

* I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

* I'm smiling because I have no clue what your talking about.

* Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.

* I live in my own little world, but it's ok they all know me here.

* Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

* Keep talking, I like watching your lips move.

* I am satisfied if I find one good idea from one thousand.

* A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.

* Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries

* Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.