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Funny But True Definitions Of Designations
* Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test..
* Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
* Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
* Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's.
* Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
* College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
* Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
* Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
* Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
* Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
* Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage ..
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