Funny Clean Jokes about Women

A few women were discussing diet tips.

When it was mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as important as watching food intake, one woman responded with surprise that sleep was a factor.

Another replied: "Of course sleep is a factor. The only time I'm not eating is when I'm sleeping!"

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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted' .

Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'

The other replied, 'Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.'

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Q: Why is a modem better than a woman?

A: A modem doesn't mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesn't complain if you sit and play at the computer all night. A modem will sit patiently and wait by the phone. A modem comes with an instruction manual.

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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."