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Funny Alcohol Quote

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Funny Alcohol Quote

Problem may come for Haywards 2000 & 5000,
but you must take it as a Royal Challenge,
otherwise people will call you an Old Monk
And stick a Black Label on you but you must
Fight like a Napoleon and live like a Bag Piper,
Walk like a Johny walker, work till 8 pm, think
Like a Director Special, then your life will be like
Imperial Blue. If you will do all the above thing
You will be the U B Export and then there will
Be a very good value for your
Signature.