Slip of The Tongue Joke

These two businessmen were chatting over a well earned drink in a New York bar one Friday evening.

'God, I embarrassed myself last week' says the first. 'There I was in the railroad station trying to get to Pittsburgh.

The ticket clerk had the biggest breasts I had ever seen outside of Playboy, and when she served me I said "Give me a ticket to TITS - BURGH". I've never been so embarrassed in my life".

'I know what you mean' said his colleague. Only the other morning I was having breakfast with my wife, and when I meant to say "pass the butter", what I actually said was "you miserable cow, you've completely f. . . cked up my life". She's still not speaking to me.