Pilot Deal

A farmer and his wife went to a fair.

The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. "10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.

"That's too much," said the farmer.

The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay 10."

The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride.

After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."

"Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I have to tell one thing, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."