Court Stenographer Joke

Court Stenographer Joke

A man who had never been in a court of law before was put on the stand as a witness.

The court stenographer recorded every word he said.

The man started to talk faster.

The stenographer' s fingers flew across her keyboard.

The man spoke even faster, but finally came to an abrupt halt and said, "Miss, will you stop writing so fast? I can't keep up with you!"